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Mummyship Data Spew

Figure 3.3: Spin Gradient Bug Vector, or, how the Boojum took over

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      Reduced to Two Dimensions to Enhance your Confusion : Path of Mummyship is Z, Boojum is asterisk

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x The ship comes close *

x to the plasma lips :::* Z Oh golly, the entire crew and passengers

x of the starJelly :::::* Z excuse themselves to the bog

x :::::*** Z or have at it right where they stand,

x ::::::: * Z the tendrils of orgone wrapping around

x brief period ::::::: ** Z their wherewithal, like a psychic octopus.

xxx of snarkolepsy ::::::: * Z

xxx (snark-orgone mix) ::::::: ** Z

xxx ::::::*** Z

xxx :::*** Z

xxx **:: Z

xxx **::::: Z

xxx ***::::::: Z if this ship's a roggin

xxx ***::::::::::: Z don't come a knoggin

x *** ::::::::::: Z

x * ::::::::::: Z

x ** ::::::::::: Z strange plumber appears

x *** ::::::::::: Z

xxx *****:::::: Z

xxx Mummy drops his bandages ***:*: Z Swinging it wide, like a door

xxx (Mummy, not shown) :::::::**** Z but the ship arcs

x :::::::::::::::*** Z and heads on in

x :::::::::::::::::::::: ***Z*** first contact with boojum

xxx ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Z ****** boojum deflects

xxx :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Z:: ***** ship dives into StarJelly

xxxxx ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Z:::: **** like a dolphin

xxxxxxx ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Z::::::: **** playing in the surf

xxxxxxxxx :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ZZ:::::::::: ***

xxxxxxxxxxx ::::::::Somewhere:::::::::::::::ZZZ:::::::::::: ** proly could have missed it

xxxxxxxxxxx :::::::::::::::in:::::::::::::::::ZZ::::::::::::::: * but boojums are fast

xxxxxxxxxxxxx :::::::::::the:::heart:::::::::::ZZZ:::::::::::::::: ***

xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::::::of:::::the:::::::::::ZZZ::::::::::::::::: ****

xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::::::::starJelly::::::ZZ:::::::::::::::::: *****

xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::::::::::::::::::::Z:::::::::::::::::: *****

xxxdoubtxxxxx Bx ::::::::::::::ZZ::::::::::::::: *****

xxxxxxxxxxxxx (snark drive all gunky)::::::::::Z:::::::::::::: ***** Sinc(t)

xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::::::Z::::::::::***** Main Lobe of the Jelly

xxxxxxxxxxxxx ::Z:::::***** where parasites often hide

xxxxxxxxxxxxx Z** #! boojum intercepts

xxxxxxxxxxxxx ***:Z:::::

xxxxxxxxxxxxx ***:::Z::::::

xannoyancexxx *** :::Z:::::::

xxxxxxxxxxxxx * ::::Z::::::

xxxxxxxxxxxxx ** :::::Z::::: boojum travels along

xxxxxxxxxxxx *** :::::Z::::: exhaust of the of the Snark drive

xxxxxxxxxx ***::::Z::::

xxxxxxxxxxx SM: "What's going on?" ****::Z::

xxxxxxxxxxx plague of shrugging ***Z boojum begins to insinuate itself

xxxxxxxxxxx ::Z* into the mummyship

xxxxxxxxxxx ::Z::**

xxxwexxxxxx :::Z:::**

xxxxhatexxxxx :::Z::: ** crew gets tired, thirsty

xxspacemummyxx :::Z::: * looking for "truffles"

xxxxxxxxxxxx ::Z:::: **

xxxxxxxxxxx Mummy calls it a day ::Z::::**

xxxxxxxxxxx :Z::***

xxxLJxxxxxx Z:** morale low

xxxrevoltsxx Z:* CyborgBill dispenses treats

xxxxxxxxxx Z:* boojum in complete control

xxxxxxxxxx strange dream about plumber Z:* of communications

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-1.1 -0.88 -0.66 -0.44 -00.22 0.0 0.22 0.44 0.66 0.88 1.1

Legend:

The path of the Boojum = * (aster)

The path of the Mummyship = Z

Doubt Index = x (this is where number of LJers doubt Spacemummy's sanity or existence)

Star Jelly plasm cloud = : (colonic, high)