Stories

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• How I Became the Spacemummy (A Work in Regress)

  The most convoluted, abstruse, willfully wonked story written in the past couple of days. The mind is a terrible thing.

• Mummied up and nowhere to go

  Part Two of the Spacemummy Saga

• Bjornix in a Bombshell

  From the Popular series of computer books, Bjornix for Enraged Baboons

• The Good Ship Disaster

  Spacemumps attempts to build his ship

• Putting Together the Pisces

  Spum looks at his new condition philosphically. Isis puts in her share.

• The Set threat discovered

  Spum discovers he has an enemy

• Therapy

  Spum Battles the Self-help Community

• This Torrid Coil

  Developmental History of a Spacemummy

• README before installing

  Read the package first, a Spacemummy Book of the Dead

• When Worlds Collide

  Spacemummy leaves his planet for one with better hair.

• Glowbox of Satan Snacks

  Notes while Spacemummy sits in suspension of his transmummission.

• Open up a Canopic Urn of Whoopass, Stenchwise

  Intestinal Torpitude

• Einsturzende Nevermind

  The Scarab Wrecking Crew Skitters into Action

• If I ventured in the Slipstream

  Space travel is like trying pinch a melon seed

• The Mormon Chronicles

  How'd you like to buy some property on Kolob?

• Hugo into trances

  Spacemummy encounters Hugo Salvia

• Let me overhaul your belief suspension. Your schlock absorbers are shot.

  Short musing on various systems aboard the Mummyship. Sorta.

• The Mummyship Requires Strange Attention

  Outside the gravity well, the ship begins to change

• Shopping is a Necrotic Pain in the Ass

  Mummyship lands on a shopping asteroid

• Guardian Spirits

  Spum brings his grandma on board

• The New Bjornix Catalogue Just Arrived

  Isis and Mumms chatting it up

• CNS Load Balancer

  More of the gadgetry necessary for the maintenance of post-human existence

• If there's a boojum in your hedgerow...

  Spum gets a rude awakening.

• Mummyship Data Spew

  Data dump of the Boojum Encounter

• Transmummy Vectorways, Flight 242

  Relax, we've got everything under control

• Elder Barton

  The frustrating Commander Spacemumy

• Cauliflower Brains

  Spacemummy convinces Cyborg Bill that he needs a brain.

• Battle with Set

  Or, Chariots of the Dumb

• Spidermonkey Goatmummy

  Set chases and corners the Mumster in an asteroid belt.

• Space for the Dead

  Jettison your brain, we're throwing out all non-essentials

• The Story of Acidexia and the Three Marsupials

  Problem-solving using snarkish methodologies

• The Spacemummy Uncommon Questions (SUQ)

  Stuff you never thought to ask, but now that you mention it, never made any sense. Probably won't clear anything up.