Invest in the future, methane power
Who will invest in my new venture, the Fnark Motor Company? We intend to manufacture bioethically-sound methane-powered vehicles for vegetarians. Fueling up will be as simple as extending the robotic arm with driller-vaccuum compressor attachment into your local landfill. There is free fuel everywhere: cow pastures, tacqueria parking lots, the halls of congress, and several of the largest local planets. Let loose in this caboose and do your duty to prevent future mideast conflagrations. Morgan das sonnensystem!
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